Chapter Three: Enter the A&*hole

After receiving some encouraging words from a pro, I've doubled my efforts of late and have made great strides on Chapter Three. This includes introducing the story's first villain, a slimy old reporter.

But back to the soccer/football poll. I'm curious to hear people's thoughts on the matter (Dr. Z., I'm looking at you...among others).

They say football, we say soccer, let's call the whole thing off

United Staters: Why hasn't soccer caught on here the way it has around the world? Is it the players' hairdos?

Rest of the World: What makes football the beautiful game? Why's the game so special to you?

On deck: Baseball.